August 2012
did it hurt? when u fell from someones butt into the toilet water u piece of shit
When people tell me not to act weird in public. →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
10knotes:
“please, I’m making your day entertaining.”
Here’s a blog that’s totally worth following
titcupcake:
you never know what you got till it’s gone
jakefromstate-farm:
if this is still your icon i’m going to assume that you’re new here
welcome to tumblr you are now my peasant
lnternetexplorers:
i may be ugly and annoying but at least i don’t have the word “hipster” in my url
wiliambecket:
In a middle school full of:
bullies
insane teachers
and gross school lunches
Ned Bigby (that’s me) and my two best best friends try to do the impossible:
create a guide that will help YOU survive school.
Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide
*your results may vary
youaremynirvana:
i love reading ”’tween”’ magazines purely because of the section where they send in their embarrassing moments
i was in a restaurant and i saw my crush who was looking like a total hottie but then i slipped and fell into his lap omg! blush! soooo cringey! - Sally, 13
and i’m like
OH SALLY WHAT ARE YOU LIKE
whyamisorandom:
accidently typing ;) instead of :)
trying to tumblr on a fucking mobile is like eating spaghetti with a fucking spoon.
dynastycrisis:
when people act like it’s cool to not read books
thetimelordpirate:
Life is like a pair of pants. Some days you find money in the pocket, and other days your pocket catches on the doorknob of your classroom and you take out three desks and a foreign exchange student as you stumble in.
When the smart kid fails the test →
death-by-lulz:
Be sure to follow this blog, it’ll look great on your dashboard
small talk is the worst
tell me your darkest secrets or fuck off
fishpun:
long ago, posts appeared consistently on my dashboard
but everything changed when the americans had to go back to school
only the nightbloggers, masters of the timezones could stop the dead dashboards
but when tumblr needed them most
they vanished
seducedbystyles:
I just saw someone say Tom Daley never went through the awkward teen stage
i beg to differ
