me: should i make a sarcastic comment or not
itskathyy: how come in like every single book ever the weird awkward girl gets the hot popular guy like this is not how real life works
me: *puts earphones in*
me: oh right
me: *plays music*
dropped a pencil: killing myself
closed the wrong tab: killing myself
hit queue instead of reblog: killing myself
typed ;p; instead of lol: killing myself
hallway is crowded: killing myself
eats last chip: killing myself
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normal teenagers: has sex, does drugs, parties
parents: don't do it again
me: doesn't do dishes
parents: YOU ARE OUT OF CONTROL YOU ARE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART
you know what really turns me on?
This is Kim Kim saw a post that made her sad Kim wants to show that she cares about the post. However, she does not put an annoying caption like “If you don’t reblog, you don’t have a heart” or “reblog if you care for this little girl”. Those comments are the leading cause of cancer. Thanks, Kim, for not making people want to punch the fucking computer. Blogging etiquette. Real simple...
dickfaerie: life is like a nipple it can be hard sometimes
expiry: dont judge me for things i did a few seconds ago ive changed since then
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how come in like every single book ever the weird awkward girl gets the hot popular guy like this is not how real life works
Our generation will be the weirdest grandparents.
GIF sounds like Gif, not Jif, because GIF stands for Graphics Interchange Format. Case closed, bring in the dancing lobsters
moritzsstiefel: my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said “oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?” mom
imagine if instead of having facial expressions to...
mylifeasapigeon: The amount of nothing that I do on a daily basis is starting to get out of hand
sherlielocks: so there’s this kid on facebook who is certain that he looks like Taylor Lautner