April 2012
me: dont cry dont cry dont cry
mind: dont cry dont cry dont cry
me:
me:
eyes: lol lets go niagara falls on this bitch
regenerador:
hey did anybody stop kony
3rd grade
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
tastyfucks:
do you know why we’re all single
we never forwarded those chain messages
Anonymous asked: naah jokes, i cant be bothered going training, id rather talk to you gorgeous
Anonymous asked: Okay, so I'll talk to you tomorrow, I've got to go training. See you :)
Anonymous asked: Ha-ha thanks (':
Anonymous asked: But you're pretty (:
Anonymous asked: I've seen you around school. Your tumbler is pretty cool, but you don't have any pictures of you... why?
Anonymous asked: do you want to have a tumblr boyfriend?
Normal flirting: Hey babe you're so pretty and sweet.
Me: If you were a potato, you'd be a nice potato.
Trying to be serious with your friend
Expectation:
Reality:
Teenager: I think I'm really ugly, I hate it.
Society: Oh my god what an attention seeking bitch haha!
Teenager: I think I look good today.
Society: You're so full of yourself!
Teenager: I don't know how to act around most people.
Society: Just be yourself, that's all anyone can ask for :)
Teenager: *being herself*
Society: What a freak, what the fuck are you doing you idiot?!
Teenager: *commits suicide*
Society: That's such a shame, she was a great person. People should've told her how amazing she was when she was actually alive rather than wait till now!
lightbuld:
i hate going to school because i always see people from school there
Your words hurt more.
Watchpurpleoctopusonfire:
tpolisher:
I think we found out how cancer is made.
hunnidthousand:
gxldslvgs:
a mini value meal made entirely from powder.
the future is scaring me
Weirdest shit….
