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me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy: hi i'm fictional
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Interviewer: How old is Hailie right now?
Eminem: She'll be 10 on Christmas.
Interviewer: Can you believe that man?
Eminem: I don't understand what happened. She was just 4.
Interviewer: She was just a little cute girl, now she's old enough to be able to talk back to dad, isn't she?
Eminem: Yeah, she's also uh, gettin little secret admirer letters in the mail. From little boys in the neighborhood that think that she's pretty and you know, writin her and stuff like that, and I'm gonna break their necks.
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