When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down happy. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment. I told them they didn’t understand life. - John Lennon
So Young So Damaged.
I hate people like you who say nasty things to other people’s faces just to show how “cool” you are. Ignorant fool. You don’t know them. You don’t know where they’ve been in life and what they’ve been through. You don’t know what they’re going through right now at home. So don’t you dare try to escalate your popularity with such stupid...
Student gets caught for whispering in class
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You know who you are;
i sit here, covered with mucus, blood and tears. What have i done to cause you this much pain? Your gone to bed while i shiver and cry. Maybe i should just sleep and sleep, for eternity. I just wish you were here to comfort me, but your the one this is for. i have so much to tell you, so much indeed. its ironic, when i need to talk to you, its you i need to talk about. i shiver, and cry. writing...
If you can read this, Its me Sara, this isnt a reblog. I want to apologise. I really do. If your reading this and know who you are then please, read on. Im so sorry. I dont know if its me or just my annoying self. I miss you soo much that ive started having dreams about you. Last night i dreamt that i was locked in a box and couldnt see you. Im so sorry i’ve been a terrible friend, and i...
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