renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

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The arrows that Beetee designed are no less remarkable than the bow. Between the two, I can shoot with accuracy over one hundred yards. The variety of arrows—razor sharp, incendiary, explosive—turn the bow into a multipurpose weapon…

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catceleste:

hey can someone send me some recs for novel-length fics that are specific to my stringent tastes and are completed with an ending i approve of

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gifyourass:

How the world sees America.

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smartgirlsattheparty:

zimbolt:

KILLED IT

Mic Drop. 

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kobetyrant:

me when I got money: ha! broke ass bitch how the dollar menu taste? I wouldn’t know because it’s Big Macs only around here hoe!!!!

me when I’m broke: capitalism is inhumane and must be put to an end.

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You know what you need? Adrenaline. There’s two ways to get it: fear and anger. Since you don’t look like a guy who’s afraid of anything, you need to get angry.

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who ever said high school was the best 4 years of their life must have had a really fast metabolism and was probably really popular and had lots of friends and got good grades and did not have social anxiety 

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broral:

pissyeti:

when someone stops talking to you and youre not sure what you did wrong

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that super foreshadowing moment where Katniss is helpless watching a building full of people exploding, while someone is holding her back. 

that super foreshadowing moment where Katniss is helpless watching a building full of people exploding, while someone is holding her back. 

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gameboy-sp:

"Honey, I’m leaving you for Poussey”

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