I got a couple of cool ones
Then I got a not so cool one.
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
they’re actually trying to do that in some places
i present to you
Tears are actually streaming my face right now.
so happy that richard speight jr, rob benedict and matt cohen decided to all become weird best friends
Matt Smith, Jenna-Louise Coleman and Steven Moffat attend 72nd Annual George Foster Peabody Awards (May 20, 2013)
“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
I fucking love you, BBC.
Is no-one going to comment on the title of the news report?
Idk the title is pretty accurate tho
#mutants are a metaphor
People ask why I like the X-Men so much. Shit like this.
My goal in life is to be this kind of parent.
I think it’s everyone’s