noxxigirl:

I got a couple of cool ones

Then I got a not so cool one.

lokis-taking-gallifrey:

friendlycloud:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Relevant

they’re actually trying to do that in some places

thatashhole:

facepalmx2combo:

i present to you

nicolas minaj

Tears are actually streaming my face right now.

carryonmyfallencastiel:

so happy that richard speight jr, rob benedict and matt cohen decided to all become weird best friends

ohne-dich:

Matt Smith, Jenna-Louise Coleman and Steven Moffat attend 72nd Annual George Foster Peabody Awards (May 20, 2013)

megaman2:

megaman2:

“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”

“no, i said she was fucking goofy”

please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother

Say hello!

jennstarkid:

commodore-amiga:

the-page-0f-space:

I fucking love you, BBC.

Is no-one going to comment on the title of the news report?

Idk the title is pretty accurate tho

morristibbs:

im laghing so hard at this

lonestargreat:

bluestalking-fox:

#mutants are a metaphor

People ask why I like the X-Men so much. Shit like this.

elphababess:

pikalunna:

My goal in life is to be this kind of parent.

I think it’s everyone’s

saccharomyces-cerevisae: