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jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process

Titled: Brace for It.

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"I’m immortal. That’s just great, thank you. Thanks a lot!"

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mathematicalpotato:

perchu:

shslvalkyrie:

What a time to be alive.

aRE YOU KIDDING ME? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. THIS IS SHIT. THIS IS A PEICE OF SHIT. NO HUMAN SHOULD EVER HAVE THIS MUCH POWER. THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT. THERE WAS A SET AMOUNT OF ICING ON EACH FUCKING OREO AND THATS HOW IT SHOULD BE, GIVE US THIS MUCH POWER THE ICING WILL BE SO UNEASILY SPLIT UP THAT WE WILL HAVE LIKE 20 COOKIES LEFT AND NO FUCKING ICING LEFT. THIS IS RIDICULOUS. THIS IS THE KIND OF SHIT THAT DESTROY SOCIETY AND TOPPLES THE GOVERNMENT. THIS IS TRYING TO SPARK GREED AND LUST AND GLUTTONY INTO THE HEARTS OF EVERYONE, THIS IS FUCKING EVIL DONT BUY INTO THIS SHIT. FUCK THIS,AND  FUCK YOU MOREOS

oh my god the original moreos post

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Anonymous asked: everlark "You were always the quiet one."

sponsormusings replied:

So peetahutcherpeen sent me a drabble request the other day, and I came up with this, about Peeta going to Prom.

I was inspired enough by my lovely Anon’s prompt to continue it, from Katniss’ POV….

Katniss Everdeen didn’t know what she hated more - long dresses or high heels. Both made her feel awkward and uncomfortable, like she was pretending to be some rich guys trophy wife.  And considering she was currently wearing both, along with a face full of make-up that Madge had insisted on, her mood was quickly plummeting towards Severely Pissed Off.

She shifted from side to side, trying to alleviate the ache in the balls of her feet, but with little luck. Whoever had invented these torture devices deserved a punch in the face. Followed closely by the person who had thought something called Prom would be a great idea to end the school year.

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mspoffin:

I had a dream where every person, at exactly midnight on new years following their 22nd birthday, they possessed the body of their soulmate and people ran around trying to figure out who they were so that they could find eachother, and they left notes for the body’s owner to find with their address. And there were some language gaps so people had to translate it and travel to different countries carrying the notes they were left, and it was great

write a book right now

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mjwatson:

If you claim to be a feminist and you shame girls for wanting to do traditional things like take their husband’s last name or be a house wife then you are doing it all completely wrong.

Feminism isn’t an elite group who defeats gender norms, it’s a group who accepts ALL women’s choices.

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Missing rooftop scene in Catching Fire [x]

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Marcus gets up. A vision of him whipping my arm with a belt rushes into mind when I see him, and my chest squeezes.

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peetamellakr:

KEYWORD: DEREK

peetamellakr:

KEYWORD: DEREK

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shrek is life shrek is love

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bunny-banana:

handaxe:

handaxe:

What’s the difference between america and yogurt?

If u leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop a culture

this was like the sickest burn I’ve ever seen

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